In a bold move to protect the nation's steel industry (and possibly the collection of rusting girders behind the White House), the U.S. government has slapped hefty tariffs on imported steel. Officials claim the move will reinvigorate domestic production, though skeptics argue it might just reinvigorate the price of soup cans. In response, budget-conscious engineers have started experimenting with reinforced aluminum foil, duct tape, and "American ingenuity" to construct everything from car frames to skyscrapers. Meanwhile, Canada and the EU have retaliated by imposing a 500% tariff on bald eagle souvenirs and Hollywood reboots, calling it "a necessary measure to curb cultural oversaturation."
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