In a bold step towards full automation, Tesla has introduced a new feature called **"Self-Driving Apology"**, designed to autonomously respond to customer complaints. The feature, powered by advanced AI and a deep understanding of CEO tweets, will detect user frustration and issue an instant, pre-programmed apology—sometimes before the customer even realizes they’re upset. "We believe in a future where even our customer service runs on autopilot," a Tesla spokesperson said, while a Model Y in the background mysteriously caught fire. The apology system is expected to launch alongside the long-awaited Cybertruck windshield wipers, which Tesla assures will arrive *any day now*.
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