In a groundbreaking move that has tech enthusiasts buzzing, Tesla has announced its latest software update: Autopilot Procrastination Mode. Designed for drivers who like to take their time, this innovative feature ensures the car will start driving "soon," but not right now. Instead, the vehicle sends reassuring notifications like "Just five more minutes" and "I'm almost ready, I swear!" while refusing to leave the driveway. CEO Elon Musk described it as "a revolutionary step forward in AI-powered indecision," adding that the update will be "fully functional… probably next year, but definitely soon. Or soon-ish." Tesla fans are already lining up to not drive anywhere.
February 25, 2025
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