In a groundbreaking decision, San Francisco officials have designated the city's potholes as "historic landmarks," citing their cultural significance and contribution to local character. “These potholes have seen more history than most start-ups,” a city spokesperson said, pointing to one that allegedly predates the Gold Rush. Drivers, cyclists, and e-scooter enthusiasts are less thrilled, with reports of deep craters now being marked with bronze plaques instead of asphalt. Tech companies are already adapting, with one start-up launching an app that lets you rate potholes on "vibe" and "depth," while Uber introduces a new "Suspension Damage Fee" for every ride over Mission Street.
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