In a groundbreaking effort to streamline city services, San Francisco officials announced a bold new initiative requiring only 17 approvals before fixing a single pothole. The process, designed to ensure "equitable asphalt distribution," includes mandatory environmental impact studies, a six-month public comment period, and a historical preservation review in case the pothole is deemed a "heritage indentation." While some critics argue this could slow repairs, city spokesperson Linda Redtape assured residents that the new policy will "guarantee fairness and transparency in our infrastructure neglect." In the meantime, officials recommend drivers consider alternative routes—or investing in off-road vehicles.
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