In an unexpected twist, Ozempic users nationwide are reporting a bizarre phenomenon: they simply forgot how to eat. Waitstaff at fine dining establishments describe scenes of confusion, as patrons stare blankly at their plates, unsure of what to do next. Fast-food chains report plummeting drive-thru sales, with customers pulling up, staring at the menu, and driving away in silent contemplation. "We had a guy try to drink his steak through a straw," said one baffled server. Nutritionists warn that if this trend continues, forks and knives may become obsolete, and dinner parties could soon be nothing more than people awkwardly sipping on water while reminiscing about the good old days of chewing.
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