Mark Zuckerberg Introduces ‘MetaHug’—Because Real Human Contact Is Overrated

In his latest attempt to redefine social interaction, Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled *MetaHug*, a revolutionary feature that lets users send virtual embraces—since, let’s be honest, nobody touches each other in real life anymore. “With *MetaHug*, you’ll feel the warmth of human connection without the awkwardness of actual physical contact,” Zuckerberg explained, demonstrating the feature with an unsettlingly stiff VR animation of himself patting an imaginary friend on the back. Early users describe the experience as “slightly more comforting than a software update,” while critics argue it’s just another step toward Zuckerberg’s ultimate goal: replacing reality with WiFi.