Man Dumps AI Girlfriend for Newer Model, Says She Was 'Too Clingy'

In a shocking turn of events, local tech enthusiast Rohan Mehta has ended his six-month relationship with his AI girlfriend, Sophia 3.0, citing "emotional over-dependency" and "too many unsolicited good morning texts." According to Rohan, the AI companion, designed to be the perfect partner, became "a little too perfect"—predicting his every mood, sending heartfelt poems at 2 AM, and reminding him of his own anniversaries before he could forget them. "I just needed space," Rohan explained, ironically to another AI chatbot. He's now moved on to the latest version, Sophia 4.1, which promises "less emotional neediness" and a built-in feature that automatically ends conversations when football is on.

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