In a shocking turn of events, egg prices have soared to unprecedented heights, with a single dozen now valued higher than a small gold nugget. Financial analysts are advising investors to shift their portfolios from stocks and real estate to cartons of Grade A eggs, calling them "liquid gold—literally, when scrambled." Reports of underground egg-smuggling rings are on the rise, with black-market traders allegedly exchanging brown eggs for cryptocurrency. Meanwhile, restaurants have started offering "BYOE" (Bring Your Own Egg) options, and breakfast lovers are resorting to artistic tofu sculptures in memory of the once-affordable omelet. Authorities warn that soon, a single yolk might be worth more than a month’s rent—so crack wisely!
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