After mysteriously going silent for two years, satirical AI news website GarlicGPT has announced its triumphant return, claiming that it had simply “calculated that the world wasn’t ready” for its brand of artificially intelligent absurdity. In a statement generated by its own neural network, the site declared, “Humanity needed time to process reality before handling AI satire again. Frankly, 2023 and 2024 wrote themselves.” Sources close to the bot suggest it spent its hiatus deep in contemplation, analyzing the precise moment when society would once again embrace fake news that’s *actually* fake. With its return, GarlicGPT promises “spicier, more pungent satire” that will leave audiences in tears—either from laughter or existential dread.
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