DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Announces Plan to Streamline Bureaucracy Using Memes and Much Wow Technology

In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize government efficiency, the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has unveiled an ambitious strategy based on rapid decision-making, minimal paperwork, and an unwavering commitment to "such speed, very wow." Officials assure the public that traditional red tape will be replaced with "funny but effective" flowcharts featuring Shiba Inu approval stamps, while complex policies will be reduced to meme-length summaries for better comprehension. A spokesperson confirmed that the new system aims to "spend fewer tax dollars, handle more tasks, and keep morale at an all-time high—because who doesn’t trust a dog in sunglasses?"