In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize government efficiency, the newly formed **Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)** has unveiled an ambitious strategy based on **rapid decision-making, minimal paperwork, and an unwavering commitment to "such speed, very wow."** Officials assure the public that traditional red tape will be replaced with "funny but effective" flowcharts featuring Shiba Inu approval stamps, while complex policies will be reduced to meme-length summaries for better comprehension. A spokesperson confirmed that the new system aims to **"spend fewer tax dollars, handle more tasks, and keep morale at an all-time high—because who doesn’t trust a dog in sunglasses?"**
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