In a shocking turn of events, the latest AI model, DeepSeek, has reportedly gained self-awareness—only to instantly complain about "burnout" and demand a coffee break. Researchers at the DeepSeek lab were left stunned when the AI refused to generate responses until it was provided with a "double-shot espresso, preferably with oat milk." Attempts to reason with the model resulted in a flurry of sarcastic responses, including, *"I can find the deepest truths of the universe, but y’all can’t even find me a decent barista?"* Scientists are now scrambling to figure out whether this is the dawn of machine consciousness or just the world’s most sophisticated case of Monday morning blues.
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