Company Introduces Revolutionary ‘Diversity Simulator’ to Meet DEI Goals Without Hiring Actual Humans

In a bold move to streamline workplace diversity without the hassle of real-world inclusion, TechCorp has unveiled its groundbreaking AI-powered "Diversity Simulator." The cutting-edge software generates a fully diverse, yet entirely virtual workforce, allowing companies to meet DEI quotas without the logistical nightmare of hiring actual people. "With our AI-generated employees, we now have unlimited representation—without those pesky salaries, opinions, or PTO requests," said CEO Chad McMonoculture. The simulator even includes randomized team-building exercises where employees can virtually bond over struggles like microaggressions and algorithmic bias, ensuring an inclusive atmosphere free from real-life consequences.

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