AOC Introduces Revolutionary ‘Tax the Billionaire’s Dog’ Plan to Combat Wealth Inequality—Canine Lobby Furious

In a bold move to curb corporate greed, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has unveiled her latest initiative: a progressive wealth tax on the pets of billionaires. “If their dogs are eating filet mignon while working-class Americans can barely afford instant ramen, it’s time for some redistribution,” AOC declared at a press conference, flanked by a rescue chihuahua named Karl Barks. The new plan proposes a luxury tax on gold-plated dog collars, organic Himalayan yak-milk treats, and pet spas that offer ‘zen therapy sessions.’ Conservative critics argue this is a step too far, with one Wall Street mogul lamenting, “First they tax my income, now they come for Mr. Woofington’s brunch budget?” Meanwhile, reports suggest billionaire-owned Labradoodles are considering offshore tax havens.